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April 30, 2003

Those damn liars

Ok, I just want to say that the people that make Axe Body Spray are a bunch of damn liars. I've tried two different kinds now. I've tried them by themselves. I've tried using regular deodorant and Axe. I've tried every combination of Axe/deodorant/cologne I could think of and it's nothing like the commercials say.. It doesn't seem to have affected how irresistible I am in the slightest. I step out of my car and women don't flock to me. I was in an elevator right after putting some on, and the woman didn't so much as pinch my ass. Those advertisers are some rotten lying bastards.

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Don't even get me started on telling a really good looking woman you like Miller Lite because it tastes great. Suffice it to say she WILL NOT rip her clothes off and start wrestling with you in water. I know.

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April 29, 2003

Anti-Liberation Theology

The clerics got it wrong on Iraq.

"The victims of tyranny always seem to understand the implacable nature of its evil better than anyone--better than those who safely hurl jeremiads at the world's injustices as their bread and butter. The clerics were wrong about this war, wrong about the despicable regime it toppled, wrong about nearly everything. And yet they remain unrepentant: "Prophetic voices are always way out ahead of the congregation," boasted the NCC's Bob Edgar. "None of the Old Testament prophets had a majority."
Perhaps, but at least their predictions conformed to reality. That's a lot more than can be said of the prognosticators of our own day."

Link via One Hand Clapping.

Posted by Rob at 08:41 AM

April 28, 2003

Truth in Advertising

Whether you agree with her or not...Whether you like her writing or not...You gotta love a page that actually has a category called Loathesome Scumbags. One thing about Ms. Lucas is that I never walk away with any doubt as to how she feels about something.

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April 26, 2003

David and Goliath (Acromegaly)?