Ok, I just want to say that the people that make Axe Body Spray are a bunch of damn liars. I've tried two different kinds now. I've tried them by themselves. I've tried using regular deodorant and Axe. I've tried every combination of Axe/deodorant/cologne I could think of and it's nothing like the commercials say.. It doesn't seem to have affected how irresistible I am in the slightest. I step out of my car and women don't flock to me. I was in an elevator right after putting some on, and the woman didn't so much as pinch my ass. Those advertisers are some rotten lying bastards.
roxio 8.0Don't even get me started on telling a really good looking woman you like Miller Lite because it tastes great. Suffice it to say she WILL NOT rip her clothes off and start wrestling with you in water. I know.
Only a man would fall for this. You see, we women have been promised thicker, fuller hair that would give us orgasms in the shower from a $3 bottle of shampoo, the erasure of 10 years of worry with a bottle of night creme, longer, fuller, smudge-proof lashes that will set mens' hearts aflutter, and the Holy Grail: anti-cellulite creams that will give us sleek thighs without starvation.
So, sorry. You're not getting pity over a bottle of cologne until I get my roughly $38,000 back that I've spent on cosmetic crap over the past 20 years without ever once - once - looking like Claudia Schiffer.
Posted by: Venomous Kate at May 1, 2003 03:27 AMYou mean the shampoo thing really doesn't work??? I knew that bitch had someone in the shower with her. Dammit, I'll believe anything. I have to go have a word with an ex-girlfriend..
Posted by: Rob at May 1, 2003 09:02 AMMy daughter and I like to watch wrestling on Monday nights and Thursday nights. She see's the commercial where the man opens his book and the woman's top comes unbuttoned. I do not think that it should be on the air on any station.
IT ALSO STINKS!!!! All of the brands that my boyfriend tried made me gag!!!!
Posted by: a mom at August 5, 2004 07:46 PM